Unicorn Piss Delta 8 1g Cart

🔥 Indica Dominant

💨 Deep relaxation with a blissed-out, euphoric edge

Strange, potent, and unapologetically loud — Unicorn Piss is an indica-leaning strain that delivers heavy vibes with a playful twist. This 1-gram Delta-8 cartridge captures the strain’s famously funky character, crafted for those who like their relaxation deep, dreamy, and unmistakably memorable.

Flavor & Aroma Profile:
Each draw unfolds with sweet citrus 🍊, sharp diesel funk ⛽, and earthy herbal notes 🌿 that linger long after the exhale. It’s bold, complex, and delightfully weird — exactly what Unicorn Piss is known for.

The Experience:

• 😌 Full-body relaxation that melts tension from head to toe

• 🌀 Euphoric calm that quiets the mind without knocking you out

• 🌙 Laid-back, hazy vibes perfect for evenings and winding down

Why You’ll Love It:

• 💨 1 gram of premium hemp-derived Delta-8 distillate

• 🌱 Infused with authentic cannabis terpenes — no fillers, no artificial flavors

• 🔬 Third-party lab tested for purity, potency & compliance

• 🔌 Fits all standard 510-thread batteries

For the Sophisticated Stoner:
Unicorn Piss isn’t about subtlety — it’s about surrendering to the strange and settling into a deeply relaxed headspace. Ideal for nighttime sessions, late-night laughs, or unplugging after a long day. It’s funky, calming, and undeniably unique.

Kick back. Get weird. Let Unicorn Piss take the edge off. 🦄🔥

🍃Indica Dominant

💨 Vibe: Elaxation deep, dreamy, and unmistakably memorable

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🧪 Independently Lab Tested

∆9 THC Content: <0.3% by Volume

Warning: This product has not been evaluated by the FDA and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. not to be used during pregnancy, lactation or while using heavy machinery. If you have a medical condition or take pharmaceutical drugs, please consult your doctor prior to use.